Wanderlust
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delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

(Source: delzdesigns, via fake-mermaid)

shsl-ragequit:

immortalis-somnium:

ftfhal:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

billy has no friends  oh my god

Billy needs therapy. 

aww yiss motherfuckers it’s time for this video 

(Source: videohall, via gingy-gingy)

precumming:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nuggetimage

(via fake-mermaid)

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via sniffing)

Q: Can girls pee when they're on their periods?

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.


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me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

piplump:

When you find fries in the bottom of your McDonald’s bag

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preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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red lipstick is so important


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theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

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adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

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yzma:

the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry

(via fuckyeahfoodninja)

ruinedchildhood:

MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT

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MY ANACONDA DONT WANNA NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

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(via stop)

lamedere:

babies screaming when you’re out shopping

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(Source: samevvada, via hotboyproblems)