graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(Source: tybult)

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

(Source: darrynek)

olympains:

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

shavingryansprivates:

mary had a little lamb

little lamb

little lamb

mary had a little lamb

whose fleece was swag as fuck

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

(Source: f0xface)

vvierd:

i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous

alifeofroutine:

what do grandparents even do all day

(Source: saggiest)

iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

tylenold:

is your name Stupid because youre stupid

gooutfighting:

i want to start a band called ceiling because then my fans will be called ceiling fans

cumbersome11:

“I was born in the wrong generation!” I scream as I churn my own butter and marry my cousin

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale